My kitchen floor started crackin’And out jumped a manBig, red & hornyI was shakin’ the devil’s handYou got a hell of a reputationAnd thats the name of my gameAnd Ive been diggin’ all nightCoz I heard your nameGot a mean main reason have no fearBut first we’ll play some pokerAnd have a warm beerLets play a little pokerAnd have a nize hot beerI will smash your windows n burn your mailI tied 10 knots on the devils tailI can eat a horse even chew a nailI tied 10knots on the devils tailD.A.D. wouldn’t cross his trailCoz I tied 10 knots on the devils tailHes the toughest man & he cant failBut I tied 10 knots on the devils taaaaiiiiilI sat down to the tableWith the man that I once fearedHe was drinkin hummin drinkinAnd ascratchin’ his beardSo we drank for about a fortnightIt seemed like some stupid testStill I was sittin uprightDoing the things that I do bestBut the poor devil looked a messI will smash your windows…He was redHe seemed kinda paleThen I tied 10 knots on the devils tailI dumped him in his holeHeard the echoes of his screamHey boyscout from belowNow tell me who’s mean!I won’t smash your windows…I’m so rough I spent summer in jail’Cause I tied 10 knots on the devils tailI’m so mean I could out-fart a galeBut I tied 10 knots on the devils tail