Alan Ladd was a good man.He shot holes in the wigwams.What would he say to the cavalry, now?âIâve got a touch of the Van Dammes.âHereâs another slug in your eye.Catch you on the wagon again,on the wagon again.If you dance on the desert floor enoughIndians will come back like rain.Bopping around on the ground like Hollywood made themTo fall off the map, to fall off the map,to fall off the map for John Wayneooh, John Wayne (John Wayne)John WayneI wish I had your brainJohn WayneI wish I had your brainYeah and my gun,to shoot out the sun.