Ashaloo, I’ve been thinking ’bout youLittle sister been on my mindHeard you’re practicing rebel tacticsYou got a lot of me in those eyesBeen a cheat, stolen meat, lied about it laterI kicked a girl – a bitch, a brat named Yolanda FaginDon’t be like meDon’t be like me – rock onKilled a bat, skinned a cat, stuffed ’em in a crateI’ve hurt some people on the way to being nothing greatDon’t be like meDon’t be like me – rock onLittle girl she went to a partyShe wore her princess dress and wandBut she forgot to put on her panties – sad, lonely oneBroke in the trailer ’cause someone said soNo sir, I had no idea they were goneThey said a nice policeman brought you home, whoa, oh, ohAshley girl, I’ve been thinking ’bout youI know you mean well, it just comes out wrongYou brought home a groundhog half deadThank god he didn’t stink for longChristened the scooter ‘fore someone said soYou fell off in the neighbors flowersThey thought that you had planned it allDoor to door Halloween they caught youYou thought you had done nothing wrongYou were dressed as a hooker all night longWhy don’t you look like meWhy don’t you look like meWhy don’t you look like meWhy don’t you look like meWhy don’t you look like meWhy don’t you look like meWhy don’t you look like me