When I was walking on the streetPeople were staring but they didn’t greetI start thinking what I’ve done wrongLooked in a mirror and saw I had no clothes on!Must be a bad dream it can’t be trueYou may hope it’ll never happen to you (x2)Her name was Teecha we met in a bar,she told me here job was being a pornstar.We went outside and got in my van,she undressed and I saw she was a man!Must be a bad dream it can’t be trueYou may hope it’ll never happen to you (x2)Must be a bad dream it can’t be trueYou may hope it’ll never happen to you (x2)