[Harvey Birdman]Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all lived through the 70’sThe clothes, the music, the heartwarming but rarely amusing Ziggy cartoonsNow, later, who are we to look at these two, fine young menand say, « You there – I sit in judgment of you! »[MF Doom]For being a drunken lush, and bad as hellRead the charge and thunk, sunk in in a plush padded cellTemperpedic Craftmatic adjustableGo on try to stare at it, it’s not that combustibleI accidentally split some keroseneAnd dozed off with the L lit, doped up on thorazineMatter of fact, make mines a doubleFew could see the point like a line through the HubbleDoom hit the eye in the sky with a pieShrink said he thinks he believe he could flySpread his wings and flap like a gooseHe’ll show you how to do it if you help him get the straps looseDiagnosed as shell shocked from totin toastAnd still could hear the bells rock Doc, another loading doseHe claimed he couldn’t take the racketFaked his own escape in a eightball straight jacket[Myron Reducto]Ladies and gentlemen of the juryThis, animal, here; this ursine fellowUNCLEAN!He rejected society and retreatedto a cave in the woods to plot his vile – NOD![unknown quote]And it isn’t true that at these timeshe often descends into a delusional stateSometimes actually adopting another person’s persona?[MF Doom]I started punchin once I saw son lunginHe had me put on punishment for eating the last MunchkinSo now they got me down here near the dungeonNurses all arguin’ over who’s to do the sponginHe requested time off for bugged behaviorAnd rhymed off of thug beats bumped by a neighborWho spoke with his fist and kept a mirror with a thumbholeCell twelve drumroll, ode to a gum soleA O.G. like a captain that’s retiredRappers is space cadets yappin â be quietAnd that’s an order – ship your daughters to my quarters at onceAnd don’t sip the tap water dunceHe is the super, a stranger who talks to youMaybe even offer tech support and walk you throughVillain, man in the mask, spit in the faceShow him where to go, inside a hand basket case[Myron Reducto]The defendant’s confession![Harvey Birdman]Uhh, nothing further[Mentok the Mindtaker]Mentok commands you to procede, with your case![MF Doom]Just since some people, wear a maskDon’t mean.. they.. did nothing automatically[Harvey Birdman]Now wait a second!Your Honor I’d respectfully like to have a word with you in chambers[MF Doom]I request an immediate dismissal, on the grounds…On grounds that… {*laughter is heard*}[Harvey Birdman]Your honor I…[MF Doom]Just as the mask, some people wear a maskDon’t mean that they did something {*more laughter*}