Woke up, had a bonerDragged a comb across my bonerI said, « It’s high timeFor us to experience high tide »No thanks, I don’t drinkAnd, oh, God, are you drunk?What you’ve done?This vibrato isn’t helping things muchNo one should trust my statement of faith’Cause I didn’t make eye contactAnd I kept touching my faceBe honestBut not that honestBe honestBut not that honestI think I know where the bathrooms are hereI’ve been going to this restaurant for 17 yearsFor a minute thereI thought you were twice as tall as meYou’re no spencer and I’m no DanBut we’ll sound like Wolf Parade much as we canFor a minute thereI thought you were twice as tall as meNot that honestWell, be honestNot that honestBe honestNot that honestWell, be honestNot that honestYou said, « Why don’t you just grab the brush from Da VinciAnd tell him how he could be doing it better? « I said »You’re supposed to call him Leonardo »I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriendI wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriendI wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriendI wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriendI wish I was deadI wish I was deadI wish I was deadI wish I was deadI wish, I wishI wish, I wishI wish, I wishI wish, I wish