Beer Gut – Da Yoopers – letras

My uncle had a beer gutThat weighed two hundred poundsHe used a wheelbarrowTo haul it into townThey treat him like a kingWhen he walks into woody’s barHis beer gut pays for lights and heatAnd woody’s brand new car2. nudsie got a beer gutThat gets bigger every yearSince nudsie gave up lifting weightsAnd starting hoisting beersHe was lying on the beach one dayThe sun kept getting hotterSome save the whale freaks cameAnd dragged him back into the waterChorus:Beer guts of americaStand up if you canStick out your big beer gutAnd hoist a cool one in your handYour beer gut is your buddyIts a friend who’s always nearAnd all you ever have to doIs feed it lots of beerMungo drank a pony kegAt droopy aho’s weddingHis eyes went rolling round and roundAnd then he started sweatingHe tripped on duck and fuzz’cause they were passed out on the floorHe landed on his beer gutAnd he bounced right out the doorI took my date into the saunaAnd on the bench we satShe pointed and she said“i never seen one big as that »She held it and she stroked itAnd she told me with a smileBody builders make me sickBut beer guts drive me wild(repeat chorus)