[David]I hope this won’t sound impoliteOr come across as too forthrightBut, even though you seem alright, IThink I’m better than you!Now please do keep this thought in mindThat’s just my personal convictionYou’re smart and funYou’re sweet and kindI’d call our friendship an addictionYour shoes are shined, your breath dulceBut still I find I have to say IThink I might be better than you![Daniel]You seem impressed with what you’ve shownBut I don’t find it that compellingYou’ve sung my praise, but not your ownAnd well, I think that’s pretty tellingBut while we’re on the subject ofHow I’m superb and leagues aboveYouOught to know I’m number one!I know that might be hard to swallow(La la la la!)This hurts you just as much as me(OOh…)But when this song is sung then you and I’ll knowThat you’re just a nobody![David]Well, friend I don’t know what to say[Daniel]Try starting with your resignation[David]Lets end this in the finale[Daniel]I’m dying in anticipation[David]You’re really great, but let me stateYou denigrate and seem to hateThe fact I’ll break you, abdicateBefore I can asphyxiate, IThink I might be better than you!Don’t hate me because it’s true!Just knowI’mBetter than[Daniel]You’ve been outdoneNow I’ve really wonBut it was funYour end’s begun, andNow I know I’m better than you!And I’ll prove it to you too!So watch as I identifyThe skill to show I qualifyLike keeping up this camp charadeAnd tricking kids to drink kool-aid to sacrifice themOh, wait