Bingo Fever – Da Yoopers – letras

You’re just like a strangerWhen you’re in a bingo tranceThe kids don’t evenKnow you anymoreWith your bingo bag and dauberAnd your lucky bingo pantsYou look like a soldierGoing off to war2. you beg the kids for moneyBut they hide their piggy banksYou’re just like my uncleWhen he needs a drinkYou’re mumbling and you’re sweatingAnd you got the bingo shakesI think its time toSee a bingo shrinkYou used to go to bingoOnly once a weekThen you got the feverNow you’re a bingo freakChorus:You play bingo up in lanseWith your mother and your auntsAnd you tell me that itsOnly recreationBut you always get so hotWhen you have to split the potThey have to kick youOff the reservation3. i remember on our honeymoonI didn’t sleep at allCause you kept yellingBingo in your sleepYou dragged me out of bedAnd threw me up against the wallAnd said “you better call1-17 you creep”4. then there was that other timeDown at the legion hallRemember that ole’ ladyThat you clobberedYou were playing 50 cardsAnd she was playing oneShe yelled bingo and youStabbed her with your dauberYou used to go to bingoTo play it just for kicksNow you’re a bingo junkieAnd you need a bingo fix(repeat chorus)5. now here you are just sittingIn this marquette county jailFor beating up thatPoor old bingo callerYou said that gummer rigged the gameHe wouldn’t let you winHe pretended that heDidn’t hear you hollerYou tried to kick the habitBut it drove you up the wallSo you snuck out with your bingo buddiesUp to the bingo hall(repeat chorus)