Black Umbrella (The Right Stuff) – Bad Lip Reading – letras

Just give me that blunt and I’ll last all nightAll nightI wish I had like 500Damn boy, if it hurt the first timeShouldn’t be riding inside the whore shackDude’s so crazy, he tryin’ to sell me hubcapsHubcap lover won’t get anywhere withoutThat bazooka in the front and then a homie tattooOn his shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knewA dark threat in the oasis sayin’ « go shorty »Listen up, boysWe’ll have time to play when you go and move that JaguarBlack Umbrella, Black UmbrellaI’ma bring stars to make us bizarreWe gonna have a bonfire tonightYeah, yeah, yeahWe smokin’ the right stuffWe smokin’ the right stuffExtra lemon in my Diet SnappleMakes a girl happyOh yeah that’s rightS**t that’s rightTea got me jammin’ from head to toeNow, why in the world did you treat meAs if I didn’t understand trigonometry and Tai ChiInverse cosine (see?)Oh my gosh, there’s never gonna be a better Padawan than me »Meshuggeneh Vinny » had a hooptyAnd the boom boom started moving usTill he proceeded to jump out the trainAnd braid his show-dog, « Tiny Timmy Tokyo »And I’m pregnantBut right now I’m flying and my crew is on the floorBlack Umbrella, Black UmbrellaI’ma get dumb and bang a wizardWe gonna have a bonfire tonightYeah, yeah, yeahWe smoking’ the right stuffWe smoking’ the right stuffAin’t no big cauliflowerPinch me, ow, don’t forget to kiss itPlease help me down from this swingI got my plasma sword and I’m ready to crank it!Happy tree, I drink smoothiesDon’t worry dawg, I’m tryin’ to find my shrimpIn the cabbage patch, pink spaghetti500 crackers I was saving for my grannyCosmic wings, whoopsieLet’s buy two big industrial windmillsI already got oneWho needs three?Well, the first one… I broke itBut right now I’m flying and my crew is on the floorBlack Umbrella, Black UmbrellaWe’ll blaze up a blunt in my carWe going home to eat, ok?Yeah, yeah, yeahWe smokin’ the right stuffBut right now I’m flyin’ and my crew is on the floor (samurai)Black Umbrella, Black UmbrellaWe’ll blaze up a blunt in my carWe gonna have a bonfire tonightYeah, yeah, yeahWe smokin’ the right stuff(Windmill)We smokin’ the right stuff