Me and a friend went out one nightWalkin’ in the street.We talked of God and the end of the world.I stuck my head in a fire hydrant.The night was cool. It was around the time that the bad ladies come outWhile river rats broke windows and performed un-natural acts.We walked halfway across the town and sang in an amphitheatre,Then we walked a little further and admired some graffiti.Dodging cars as we crossed the highwayWe sure must have looked ugly.My shirt was soaked, the grass was wet,I stuck head in a fire hydrant.We talked of things in the Good BookWhile there was a naked lady on TV.She had no care, she had no shame.she had little propellers on.My friend he said « I cant helpBut look at this naked lady’s body »I said « dear friend you got a dirty mindStick yr head in a fire hydrant. »Earlier that eveningI went to a banquet,Hoping she might be there.But she wasn’t so I went to this other girl’s houseWho was freaked out on drugsSo later after that-After the first part of this song-On my way home I drove past this other girl’s houseWho would not accept my calls.I noticed she had her light onAs I drove slowly by.I wondered if she noticed me,I stuck my head in a fire hydrant