Cashing in on ChristmasHear those cash tills ringJingle bells make moneyEverybody singQueuing up at WoolworthsTo get our Christmas hitWith lots of peace and love and joy andJingle bells on itThis is our Christmas singlePlease make it number 1And give us all your moneyTo make our Christmas funCashing in on ChristmasHear those cash tills ringJingle bells make moneyEverybody singCos’ we are rockin’Ooh every Christmas we’re rockin’Say Santa Claus and we are rockin’Ooh jingle bells and we’re rockin’Well every Christmas we’re rockin’, we’re rockin all the way to the bankCashing in on ChristmasHear those cash tills ringJingle bells make moneyEverybody sing*Little girls’ voice*I want to wake up on Christmas morningWith the snow all over the groundWith Bad News’ Christmas single in my stockingIt only costs just over a poundHello, this is Den DennisI hope you’re all having a very merry ChristmasThis is our Christmas single, please buy it and make it number 1For our Christmas funHello everybody, it’s Vim Fuego here,Sorry I can’t be with you this ChristmasBut I’m in the Carribean with all your moneyHaving a good drink and a laughHave a nice one, merry ChristmasCashing in on ChristmasChristmas girls and boysCashing in on ChristmasLet’s make lots of noiseCos’ we are rockin’Ooh every Christmas we’re rockin’Say Santa Claus and we are rockin’Ooh jingle bells and we’re rockin’Well every Christmas we’re rockin’, we’re rockin all the way to the bankCashing in on ChristmasChristmas girls and boysCashing in on ChristmasLet’s make lots of noise(Repeat to end)Hello everyone this is Colin GrigsonPlease give as generously as you can to Bad News this Christmas, because, remember,There are people in the world who are much better at spending your money than you are,And that’s us. Ha ha, merry Christmas!Hello, I’m Spider Webb. Heh heh heh!