The back alley cat fightMade me get my water pistol from Chinatown outA pink dragon with light blue hornsThat shoots a stream of water from its mouth, like fireIt worked on them, a toy like thatI’m back in bed, just like thatNow, it’s 6 AM, my head is spinning, the neighbor’s yellingHe wants to know which cat was winningCat fightEveryone loves a cat fightFor the sick mindsDon’t give ’em what they wantWell, it’s just another nightAnd another round of screaming cat fightsWhat’s the thing they’re fighting over nowAnd is it worth the ticket price?Animals of territoryLosing every ounce of gloryWhile the claws and pulling hair get top attentionNeed I mention, no one’s trying an interventionCat fightEveryone loves a cat fightFor the sick mindsDon’t give ’em what they wantCat fightEveryone loves a cat fightFor the sick mindsDon’t give ’em what they wantWell, she started eyes at meWho does she think she is?Don’t you know who I am?Well, that was a show for youIt’s all you’re gonna see’Cause we don’t believeNow there’s a conspiracyAnd I think we should test a theoryLet’s stage the biggest cat fightEver seen in history and thenWhen they get excitedTurn around and be unitedSo they’ll know forever, when we’re togetherThat they’ll never be able to set us against each otherCat fightEveryone loves a cat fightFor the sick mindsDon’t give ’em what they wantCat fightEveryone loves a cat fightFor the sick mindsDon’t give ’em what they wantDon’t give ’em what they want