She caught the caddyLeft me the mule to driveShe caught the caddyLeft me a mule to driveHer hand, her hand was bloodyOn a skimpy lineI saw the dog hanging on the swing setI asked the girlWhere was your doggie at?I walked on down to see my grandpa yeah!Well I’ve had a lot of horrorsAnd I’ve had a lot of fearsBut the worst of horrorIs when there’s nothing hereOh yeah, I’ve been thereAnd there ain’t nothing there, yeahBut now take good care, dear childrenBe careful what you do