The Apple went bad and lost its smileIt was heaven for a whileYou get it all at any priceGod Iâm so glad you named it twiceShut up, sit down, donât talkItâs the Christmas God of New YorkShut up, sit down, donât walkItâs the Christmas God of New YorkThereâs Christmas light around the spireMy little bulldogâs all on fireWish I could walk across the seaThat bad old appleâs where I should beChorus x 2