So Christmas time is here againShove it up your vegan faceWe’ll do a lot more stuff in the new year unless you’re deadPeople love different foodsOrganic chicken is a snoozeI want more grease and I want more chocolate cakeChristmas is hereYeah, Christmas is hereGrab a friend’s hand and yank them nearIt’s the best time of the yearChristmas is hereI really feel all the magical Christmas spirit (fly!)I like a bunch of Christmas flowersI’ve been eatin’ jelly beans for hoursI hate the sweater wearersI think I mentioned thatWhen I finally speakI won’t tell you anything at allThe problem is yours’Cause I’m a looker and I run the show (please, help me)Christmas is hereYeah, Christmas is hereLook into the sun with zero fearIt’s the best time of the yearChristmas is hereI just got a very adorable presentA Trump robot clearly sent from heavenI’m not the real Donald TrumpBut I can scare you just as muchChristmas is herePlay in the snowGrab a friend’s hand an don’t let goI’m the most big league guy I knowChristmas is here (I will live in silence)I’m the best part of the year, butChristmas is here (he’ll freeze the diamond money)He’s the best part of the yearChristmas isn’t funAt least when you’re not a real humanOh, why can I not know love?Why, creator do you not join us? Why?One time I just want to feel the wind on my face