Christmas Sweater – Canções de Natal – letras

It’s christmasGeez, christmas is terribleI’m never, ever, ever, gonna get it togetherDad don’t give a shitAnd my sisters say whateverAll good, I’m coolMy mom threw the thief in the inground poolSomebody something cause I’m underage drinkingIt’s easy sneaking liquor when they’re cooking in the kitchenWoke up, tree sapGot the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh rideAnd this could be(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)The worst christmas ever(Bitch you don’t know a sled)Everything is better in my ugly christmas sweaterDon’t care what santa brings won’t send him a letterMake a list and check it twice, it won’t make it betterEverything is better in my ugly christmas sweaterMy entire family’s on the morning flight to parisNight before they punished me and sent me to the attic(Go to your room!)Woke up, rolled outMum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out(Courtney!)Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarterSet a bunch of traps, set a guy on fireYeah I, nearly diedMum had to ask john candy for a rideWait a second, that sounds really familiarNo, no, thats my family christmas, thats what happenedDo they even have christmas in australia?NoEverything is better in my ugly christmas sweaterDon’t care what santa brings won’t send him a letterMake a list and check it twice, it won’t make it betterEverything is better in my ugly christmas sweaterSo, there is this one yearAnd it was christmasAnd my brother got karate patchesAnd I really wanted to get karate patchesSo I thought I was gonna get karate patchesAnd then I didn’t get karate patchesEverything is better in mt ugly christmas sweaterDon’t care what santa brings won’t send him a letterEverything is better in my ugly christmas sweaterDon’t care what santa brings won’t send him a letterMake a list and check it twice, it won’t make it betterEverything is better in my ugly christmas sweaterOkay Courtney here’s the part where you sing like mariah carey, go, goNo I’m not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, you do itFine I’ll do it okay, readyWhy didn’t you tell me you could sing like that?Happy birthday, hanukkah!