Christmas Time At My House – Da Yoopers – letras

Lutefisk boiling on da stoveItalians at the doorThey spill a pan of meatballsAll over martha’s floorUncle heikki slips on themAnd starts a great big fightIt’s christmas time at my houseIt’s gonna be some night2. the kids are on a sugar buzzThey just won’t go to bedThey got the latest video gamesDancing in their headsThey spotted uncle brunoSnoozing next to meThey popped out his false teethAnd hung ’em on the treeChorus:Christmas time food and wineFamily friend and foeWe celebrate his birthdayBy spending all our doughNow were broke and happyAnd full of christmas cheerIt’s just to bad that christmas timeComes only once a year3. the mother-in-laws been drinkingFrom a jug of dago redShe’s dancing on the tableWith her bloomers on her headThe ministers on the organPlaying rock around the clockHe tries to give a sermon butHe’s just to drunk to talk4. the brother-in-law plays santa clauseHe’s digging in his sackThe kids are shoving nickelsDown his big butt crackHe jumps up to chase themAnd his pants fall to his kneesHe trips on uncle brunoAnd he totals out the tree(repeat chorus)