Home from school and here to stayI’ll take it easy again todayAin’t gonna work, don’t need no payCouch SlouchFuck OffMy mom don’t like the way I liveShe says I take but I don’t giveMy dad can’t stand the way I amHe says, « Damn it, just get up man »Couch SlouchYou SuckAwaken now and then to eat and shitDon’t go outside ’cause I don’t fitSociety’s not ready for meCrazy assholes never will be