Cowpie Song – Da Yoopers – letras

I wake up face down in the cow piesIn a field near 41Some tourist takes my pictureAs i bleach here in the sunThe flies are buzzing round meAnd the cars are whizzing byA cow is nibbling on my earAnd drooling in my eyeI don’t know how i got hereI think i musta walkedCause i don’t see the chevyAnd there’s holes in both my socksChorus:I love to go where the cow pies growAnd smell that dairy airAnd party in milwaukeeCause the beer tastes better thereBeer and brats and a brewers gameIts a party night and dayNow i’m walking across wisconsinTrying to find my chevroletIt musta been some partyI musta had a blastThere’s beer stains on my undiesAnd my nose is in a castI met this girl from wausauWe danced all through the nightShe couldn’t kiss or dance too goodBut she could drink and fightShe took me to a partyWe polished off a caseBut when i tried to make my moveShe punched me in the face(repeat chorus)We all went to a brewers gameI think the crew was winningI was doing pretty goodUntil the seventh inningIt musta been some brewers fansThat poured me in my carThen someone took my keys awayAnd drove me to a barI sang them some yooper songsEverybody bought me beersI went looking for the bathroomAnd i woke up lying here(repeat chorus)