When sheâs aroundEveryone panicYeha sheâs such a dragSheâs not invited but sheâs always thereSheâs always thereIâm putting upA party tonightI got beer on the fridgeYeah I bet sheâs on the waySheâs on the wayCretin CristineCretin CretinCristineCretin CretinCristine you suck so bad!I swear to youIf you show up this timeIâm gonna split your head in twoSheâll talk to youThen if you play in bandSheâll tell everyone that youâre her friendThat youâre her friendWhen she get drunkShe even talks to the doorBut sheâs as always ignoredShe gets madAnd puke the floor