HahaYou know it’s really quite funnyI used to look up to youYou were my fuckin’ idolBut the truth always comes outI don’t even know what to call you anymoreDad, fatherOh wait but this one’s my favouriteLying ass mother fucker!Don’t you ever (don’t you ever)Come near me (come near me)Or even near to my familyCause I promise (cause I promise)I will kill you (I will kill you)Cause you’re dead as a dad to meAnd don’t ever (and don’t ever)Try to call me (try to call me)Twenty years was enough to seeCause I promise (cause I promise)And I mean it (and I mean it)You don’t ever wanna fuck with meYoLet’s fuckin’ picture it, shit’s about to blast the fanI was only eight when mamma had to move to AmsterdamAnd you approached her as a married manSo leave it up to me I’ll cut your head off like the Taliban in PakistanI can’t believe it, you’re out here making stacks of cheeseAnd while I’m stuck here struggling I should make your ass a paraplegicIt’s sad to see it, but dad you cheatedI swear to God if you come near me you’ll get stomped on with my black Adidas’You had me fooled for all those years with your liesBut now I see it’s cause of you for all the tears in my eyesAnd to my mother I apologise sincerely cause IWas always blinded by betrayal that had appeared in disguiseDad, it’s so ridiculous, feeling silly I hit you upFor thinking you were really a parent it makes me sick as fuckAnd don’t be thinking that where I’m at is because of youMy fist is where your head will have a one way ticket toDon’t you ever (don’t you ever)Come near me (come near me)Or even near to my familyCause I promise (cause I promise)I will kill you (I will kill you)Cause you’re dead as a dad to meAnd don’t ever (and don’t ever)Try to call me (try to call me)Twenty years was enough to seeCause I promise (cause I promise)And I mean it (and I mean it)You don’t ever wanna fuck with me(What up dad?) Do you remember the birthdays you missed out?(What up dad?) Do you remember breaking into our house?(What up dad?) Do you remember buying food for yourself?I was like six without a clue or a doubt, come on now tell me (what up dad?)I wanna rip you up, no don’t just think that’s figurativeLiving up in your villa while we suffered you told fibs to usMy bottom lip is up but don’t assume that means we will forget what you just did to usYou’re finished popsLet it be told, the story how you chilled in mansions with goldWhile we nearly got evicted to be ditched in the coldDon’t be tryin’ to explain to us, the fact is you did itThe only time I put my hand to you is to smack you with itAnd don’t go saying that you’re something that my step-dad will never beHe cherished meYour psychopathic ass belongs in therapyOr maybe I do, cause wanna know what I’d do?I’d fuckin’ severe your cerebrum singing la dee da dooAnd don’t you everDon’t you ever (don’t you ever)Come near me (come near me)Or even near to my familyCause I promise (cause I promise)I will kill you (I will kill you)Cause you’re dead as a dad to meAnd don’t ever (and don’t ever)Try to call me (try to call me)Twenty years was enough to seeCause I promise (cause I promise)And I mean it (and I mean it)You don’t ever wanna fuck with meI can’t believe this manYou were my fuckin’ heroEvery time my mum tried to tell me the truth I was right there defending youYou ain’t even call me on my birthdayAnd now I hear you put a price on my mother’s head?Fuck that – and fuck you too!Cause since you took away my trust fund I’m stuck paying an interest on my student loanSo stay the fuck away from meAnd don’t you everDon’t you ever (don’t you ever)Come near me (come near me)Or even near to my familyCause I promise (cause I promise)I will kill you (I will kill you)Cause you’re dead as a dad to meAnd don’t ever (and don’t ever)Try to call me (try to call me)Twenty years was enough to seeCause I promise (cause I promise)And I mean it (and I mean it)You don’t ever wanna fuck with meDon’t you everCome near meOr even near to my familyCause I promiseI will kill youCause you’re dead as a dad to me