Dearly BelovedHere’s a story of an honest man losing religionClimbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregationThe while praying came a wicked inspiration:Brothers, sisters this is what he saidDearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to youHe was the kind of guy who’d always go right out of his wayBut more before that crazy notion leapt right into his headAnd stubbornly he crept into every mad perceptionI can’t deny a funny feeling when he said:Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to youDearest in memoriam â set phasers to stunAnd grab yourself a neighbors’ skeleton to lean uponDid you know him in life â one filled with regretSo soon we all forget â we ever metDo you know my name â sing a light refrainFor a man estranged â I won’t deny that I’m inclined to isolateDearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to youI can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to you, I can’t relate to you