« Did you say you’re going my way? »Said the Doctor in a sly wayPull the shade draw the blindDo you think he has a dirty mind? »Your prescription needs refilling »And the patient’s always willingPull the shade draw the blind’Cause no one has to findWhat happens in the nightHe keeps them out of sightUntil the other lightsGo outCHORUSPlease say goodnight (to Dr. Noble)Please say goodnight (such a silly question)Say please tonight (don’t be bloody awful!)Please say goodnight (ridiculous suggestion!)Don’t be afraid (of Dr. Noble)Don’t be alone with the Doctor…Ouch!Social institutionTo the local populationPull the shade draw the blindYou’ll never guess what you’re gonna find!Member of the federationWith a solid reputationPull the shade draw the blindAnd no one ever minds’Cause no one ever knowsJust where the Dr. goes…He’s not where he’s supposed to beCHORUSPlease say goodnight (to Dr. Noble)Please say goodnight (such a silly question)Say please tonight (don’t be bloody awful!)Please say goodnight (ridiculous suggestion!)Don’t be afraid (of Dr. Noble)Don’t be alone with the Doctor…Ouch!