[Brak]Why did you buy this album?I don’t know why you did, you’re stupid »{Fuck} yourself »[MF Doom]Ha ha ha ha!The super flow with more jokes than Bazooka JoeA mix between Superfly Snuka and a superhoeChew a MC like El Chupa NibreDigest a group and sell the poop on eBayDanger with the vest screamin « Shoot the DJ! »Doom clickin over two chickens, three-wayFour in the 5, a cork on the freewayVillain find a way to make ’em pay whatever we say… state your intentions »I really love your tape but I hate your inventions »Very well – what you want, a brownie?He took off the mask and whispered « Put me where you found me »He kept his paper digits in a chunkOnce joined a rap click – midgets into crunkHe did a solo on the oboeCoulda sold a million then the Villain went for dolo… and cited creative differencesBasically they hated, he left no jaded witnessesRappers suck, when they spit I doubt ’emThe crap they sing about you’ll wanna slap the {fuckin shit} out ’emPsht – time waits for no manOn a blind date, a love with a slow chrome handJudged him by his shoes, hot smelly BroganBudged him with the news, called him pot-bellied Conan… no prick barbarianA strict bear-atarian, a sick pair of merry menThe beat is like a swift kick in the rear endThe stiff {dick} made her lose her lipstick and hairpinHe said « Djamn! Act like you know meEven with the mask on, show me what you owe me »Tell her brush her grill and wash her face and {twat} homeyDumile got her like Inuyasha got KagomeWhat we have here is a failure to communicateIf you gonna hate, might at least get your rumors straightabout Doom the Great, a lot more confidentCame a long way since the days we had to rhyme for rentIt was time well spent, ventedSpelt and dented, hell-bented and heaven-scentedA wire is dead, he’s in it for the cash flowI’d like to send a big up to Firehead LazzoLet a brother know once you lasso HasbroSo when he come with Destro he gets no hassle… could hardly get a word in andwonderin what the damage is to retain Harvey Birdman?(*BEEP!!*}[Master Shake]Yo uhh, Danger! It’s me your old buddy ShakeAhh, I heard you’re doin a little project and uhh, y’knowI hear you talked to some OTHER PEOPLEand I thought you were smarter than thatBut obviously I am WRONG cause you know my rappin is the {shit}I don’t give it out for free though! So uhh, I’ll do itFeel free to call me, at my number, which you have{*phone hangs up*}