Everybody Were Stoned – Damn Laser Vampires – letras

I took my babyto the hospital ’causeshe ate up so many ballsshe had forgotten who I wasThe nurse told me « babydon’t you worry ’bout herThen shoved a spikeinto her own armand fell down limp on the floorI called my buddy and said »Oh man I need some help »But he was so drunkhe couldn’t stop laughing, oh hellI got in the cab and said »Let’s get away from here »But the driver couldn’t drive’cause he was allsoaked up in beerEverybody wereEverybody were stonedI got to my granny’s house andI rang her bell and she took me inAnd I asked her for some waterbut she said » No way, dear -You need some heroin »I got in the church and said »Oh Lord take me back! »but all the congregationwas smoking crackEverybody wereEverybody were stonedStonedStonedStoned