Fast Lane (Chamillionaire Remix) – Bad Meets Evil – letras

[Royce Da 5’9″]First verse, uh, I’m on ’til I’m on a islandMy life’s ridin’ on the autobahn on autopilotBefore I touch dirt, I’ll kill y’all with kindnessI kill ya, my natural persona’s much worseYou’ve been warned if you’ve been born or if you can formSlap up a cop and then snatch ’em outta his uniformLeave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers onAnd hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicornY’all niggas’s intellect mad slow, y’all fags knowClaimin’ you bangin’, you flamin’Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya assholeMe and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflowI might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke, though I ain’t wrapped tightMy blood type’s the ’80s, my ’90s was like the NavyYou was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily[Eminem]Catch me in my Mercedes..[Chamillionaire]..wait, let me interrupt you ShadyThey thought I couldn’t drag the loot, butY’all must be crazy. Bullets in my .380I keep a bunch like the BradysHave everyone dodging shots like AndersonCooper out in Haiti. They all be Wolf BlitzerAnd I put in a full clip and you stay in the full tripAnd you run and the fool flip. I’m MJ, I don’t doPippen, I’m lyrically too sick. Wait till you’re goneAnd drop a bomb on your car like a stool pidgeonI’m with your girl in your autoI’m letting her work my throttleI think I just spilled a bottle of MoscatoInside your Tahoe. Your girl is singing bravadoShe think she Nelly Furtado, I keep on telling her »Bravo! » Yeah, that’s the Stephanie I know..[Eminem]Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin’ Ice Ice BabyScreamin’ Shady ’til I die, like a half a pair of dice, life’s crazySo I live it to the fullest ’til I’m SwayzeAnd you only live it once, so I’m thinkin’ ’bout this nice, nice ladyWait, no, stop me now ‘fore I get on a roll, danish, let me tell youWhat this pretty little dame’s name is cause she’s kinda famousAnd I hope that I don’t sound too heinous when I say thisNicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!You morons think that I’m a geniusReally I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin’Try them trailer parks, crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, babyAnd that’s back with a capital B with an exclamation markMaybe you should listen when I flip the linguisticsCause I’mma rip this mystical slick shitYou don’t wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit, cause afterI spit the bullets, I’mma treat these shell casings like a soccer ballI’mma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I’mma live this[Hook – Chamillionaire]I’m living life in the fast laneIf y’all didn’t know my name then I bet you know nowI don’t really give a damn what y’all thinkI’m just tryna get this change and make my city so proudAll I know is I’m tryna get it so I get in the rideDrop the top on my drop and ride through the nightI’m livin’ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)I’m just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)Hey Royce I’m sorry for stealing but I had to make an adjustmentThat production’s so rushed they give it a Texas concussionIt’s like the game of Duck Hunt when they see the heat that I’m tuckingSo that they see that I’m squeezingThat’s when I see that they’re duckingThere ain’t no « hey yo! Wassup! »in when I throw my fistThrough your ?. Cause I be charging the moundLike the card that got us at dinnerSo I ?Got a saw I purchasedGonna saw you right through the middleYou little peons get beat on, see what I’mma skeet onYour thong is neonI got a dick so big you could ski onI bring my strap in a ?[Royce Da 5’9 »]Yeah, my whole goal as a poet’s to be relaxed in orbitAt war with a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organsMy slow flow is euphoric, it’s like I rap endorphinsI made a pact with the Devil that says « I’ll let you take meYou let me take this shovel, dig up the corpes, Jack Kevorkian »Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork inI’m livin’ the life of the infinite enemy down, my tenement, too many nowTo send my serenity powers, spin ’em around, enterin’ in the vicinity[Eminem]Now, was called M&M, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapperChewed him up.. and spitted him out, girl giddy-up, now get-get downHe’s lookin’ around this club and it looks like people are havin’ a shit fit nowHere, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who’s back in t-t-townDid I s-s-stutter, mothafucka? Fuck them all, he shutsA whole mothafuckin’ Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-roundAnd he came to the club tonight with 5’9 » to hold this bitch downLike a mothafuckin’ chick underwater, he tryna d-d-drownShorty, when you dance, you got me captivated, just by the wayThat you keep lickin’ them dick-sucking lips, I’m agitated, aggravatedTo the point you don’t suck my dick, then you’re gonna get decapitatedOther words, you don’t fuckin’ give me head, then I’m have to take it[Royce]And then after takin’ that, I’mma catch a case, it’s gon’ be fascinatin’It’s gon’ say « The whole rap game passed away » on top of the affadavitGraduated from master debater slash massive masturbatorTo Michael Jackson’ activator, meanin’ I’m on fire off the topMight wanna back up the data, runnin’ over hip hopIn a verbal tractor trailer, homie this sick, you can normally ask a haterDon’t it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paperDrop in the lap of a tax evader, homie they spent[Eminem]Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes, what girlI’m the crack-a-lator, percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator laterTell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirtYou rollin’ with a player, you won’t be exaggeratin’ when you sayin'[Hook – Chamillionaire]I’m living life in the fast laneIf y’all didn’t know my name then I bet you know nowI don’t really give a damn what y’all thinkI’m just tryna get this change and make my city so proudAll I know is I’m tryna get it so I get in the rideDrop the top on my drop and ride through the nightI’m livin’ life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)I’m just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)[Develdiii]