My friend Ferdinand will, if he canCross that bridge to a little girl’s skirtHands on which he’s a terrible flirtSays it’s good, tells me that I shouldCopy him as much as I canRide into a dock with only one hand »I know you gotta be kiddin’ meNo man could ever do that and get away »My, my, my, my, FerdinandOh, you’re telling lies again, FerdinandCopin’ lay one daySaid to me ‘Boy, hey!Did you hear what is coming from there?’She was pointing at Ferdinand’s handIn walks Ferdinand’s roomMade she cries and beating her chestI know I got what it takes, but boy!You really got the rest »Oh, no, you gotta be kiddin’ me!No more, it’s just what I need to fade away »My, my, my, my, FerdinandOh, you’re still a one-man hand, Ferdinand