[pseudolus]Lovers dividedGet co-incided.Something for everyone–[hero & philia]A comedy tonight![pseudolus]Father and motherGet one another.[domina]Something for everyone–[senex]A tragedy tonight![miles]I get the twins, they get the best.[erronius]I get a family.[hysterium]I get a rest.[soldiers]We get a few girls.[lycus]I get some new girls.[pseudolus]I get the thing i want to be:Free![all]Free! free! free! free! free!Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns.Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!What is the moral?Must be a moral.Here is the moral, wrong or right:[pseudolus]Morals tomorrow![all]Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy,Comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy tonight!