We got a bucket of Corona,Enough stories to last all night,About the trials and tribulations,Of findin’ Mr. Right:Of findin’ a good man.Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand.Here’s to the superficial players;The « I love ya » too-soon-sayers;If you hear me girls, raise your hand:Let’s have a toast:Here’s to findin’ a good man.Blind dates an’ horror stories;Pushy gals and fast movers.Let’s dedicate this girl’s night out,To big-talkers; bad losers,It’s so hard findin’ a good man.Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand.Here’s to the superficial players;The « I love ya » too-soon-sayers;If you hear me girls, raise your hand:Let’s have a toast:Here’s to findin’ a good man.Julie, I know you want perfection;Angie, you want a listener.Lisa, your list is gettin’ long,And girls, you know me:I just want a good kisser.Here’s to the liars and the cheaters and the cold mistreaters;To the Momma’s boys who can’t make a stand.Here’s to the superficial players;The « I love ya » too-soon-sayers;If you hear me girls, raise your hand:Let’s have a toast;Let’s have a toast:Here’s to findin’ a good man.Here’s to findin’ a good man.Here’s to findin’ a good man.