Fkn’ Science Bro – B.o.B – letras

Stop running in the halls! Stop! Slow down, sir! Slow down, sir! Stop running in the halls, sir! Anthony get to class! You’re never going to become a college student at that rate!Fuckin’ scienceFu-fuckin’ science, broLabcoat, check, goggles, checkNodules, checkFu-fu-fu-fu-fuckin’ science, broHi-yah lads! Welcome to science classBob quit writin’ raps in your log sheet, nobody’s gon’ sign your assOkay let’s get scientificFossil fuels come from years and years of bio-decompositionIt’s really just scientificWhy didn’t all the fossils turn to oil?Some did, some didn’tAnywayDidn’t Rockerfeller pay the scientists off the year of the Geneva Convention?Wait? What was that?You wanna come up here in front of class?What? You wanna teach?You really think you’re smarter than me?No sir, sit downHere’s your homework on the atom bomb and the World WarHow it affected us then and nowWell uh… I seen the footage and uh, I really just want some answersHow does someone film an atomic bomb and it doesn’t destroy the camera?I meanI was justBro!Bro, I’m just sayin’… I don’t knowFu-fuckin’ science, broLabcoat, check, goggles, checkNodules, checkFu-fu-fu-fu-fuckin’ science, broWelcome to history, we evolved from neanderthalsthat is no mystery!Well why are there no monkey fossils anywhere?What, are you kidding me!I’m just sayin’… I justShoulda learned that way back in elementaryMan this nigga don’t know what the fuck he talkin’ aboutI have a diploma, do you have a diploma?Or a learning disorder?My wife is a lawyer, we both have a daughterShe’s doin’ fine with the things that we taught herYeah I’m just usin’ the scientific methodDid we evolve from electronical boy or homo erectus?And all of the fossilized footprints in the fossil recordsDon’t show a line of thrust, that’s not consistent with compressionWhat the fuck did he just say?Yeah, okay smartassThis is real knowledge, save all that hippie shit for art classIt’s really startin’ to bug me on this oneGonna have to trust me on this oneI have done the studies on this oneYou’re a little rusty on this oneI mean why can’t you just answer my question on the subject?It’s not in the fuckin’ bookIt’s not up for discussionScience, I fuckin’ love science!I fuckin’ love science!I love scienceLabcoat, check, goggles, checkNodules, checkFu-fu-fu-fu-fuckin’ science, broDamn, must have been a hell of them stegosaurusesOver a century burnin’ fossil fuels, still ain’t no shortagesI ain’t sayin’ I’m Neo, but I’m nothin’ short of a morpheusFuck, thought this was a globe, I gotta check my coordinatesYou can blame my disorderly conduct on my subordinanceIf it ain’t no Coriolis who’s to blame for New Orleans?Why the poorest people always get extorted by corporate giantsWe don’t boycott, we buy in and I find it unfortunate, yeahMe plus you plus her plus her, that’s four (Math!)Bring your worst and I’m gon’ bring much moreLeave your nerves, your skirt, both at the doorIn case you didn’t knowFuckin’ science bro!Well Earth shine is much brighter than moonshineFu-fuckin’ science, broLabcoat, check (moonshine)Goggles, check (moonshine)Nodules, check (moonshine)Fuckin’ (moonshine)How many fingers am I holdin’ up?Come and compete him if you’re bold enoughNo Bobby Ray don’t give an ounce of fuckYour team is weak, you beat your bouncer upStudent lives are what you are! God I hate my life. Hey you! You! Stop making out! I know your mother, Susan! I’m gonna tell Susan about this! Debrah! Is that coke?I’m Neil degrasse Tyson, bitch!|||

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