Some guys like that bottled beerSome like it in a canSome say a keg’s the best beerFor a real beer drinking manEveryone has their favoriteBut on one thing they agreeThe greatest beer in all the worldIs the one you drink for freeChorus:Free beer free beerThat’s my favorite brandIf i didn’t have to buy itIts the best beer in the landWarm flat funkyIt don’t matter to meThe greatest beer in this whole worldIs the one you buy for meThe boys at the bar were bettingOn whose beer was the bestI didn’t have a nickelSo they chose me to make the testThose fifteen different kinds of beerWere wonderful to meEach one was my favorite brewThe beer i drink for free(repeat chorus)Our old pal nudsie got marriedHe was trying to save some bucksHe went out and bought the cheapest beerAnd boy it really suckedBut after you choke that first one downThe rest go easilyAs long as you remember thatYou’re drinking them all for free(repeat chorus)