I knew a girl at the funeralShe said she was deadShe always said it would never work outI was a body at the funeralShe had her hands all over meShe always said we would meet againAt night she whispered at the funeralSuch fright, could thus really be the end?I always thought Iâd be happyLayinâ in the casket at the funeralNo one would comment at the graveShe really said that she loved meItâs been a long time since the funeralI always thought Iâd be rememberedSheâs laying flowers at the tombstoneNext time you go to a funeralYou may see her at the doorDonât mention me, sheâll get irateI love a girl at the funeralEveryone at my hometown knew about itThey always talk about how itâs funnyThey really should do away with funeralsYou ainât really dead, this I swearThey take all your money and they leave you there to rotI love the funeral girlFuneral girl I love you with all my heartFuneral girl I love you from the startEvery time I saw you it was really excellentEvery time we touched, my funeral girlFuneral girl, I love you from the startFuneral girl, I love you with all my heartFuneral girl, may we never be apartMy funeral girlFuneral girl, I love you from the startFuneral girl, I really love your artNothing ever happens, nothing really matters much to meEee oh oh woo ooohI love that funeral girl