Gaston – Luke Evans, Josh Gad, Ensemble – A Bela E A Fera (Filme) – letras

[Lefou]Gosh it disturbs me to see you, GastonLooking so down in the dumpsEv’ry guy here’d love to be you, GastonEven when taking your lumpsThere’s no man in town as admired as youYou’re ev’ryone’s favorite guyEv’ryone’s awed and inspired by youAnd it’s not very hard to see whyNo one’s slick as GastonNo one’s quick as GastonNo one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’sFor there’s no man in town half as manly[Girls]Perfect, a pure paragon![Lefou]You can ask any Tom, Dick or StanleyAnd they’ll tell you whose team they prefer to be on[Lefou & Ensemble]Who plays darts like GastonWho breaks hearts like GastonWho’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?[Gaston]As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating![Ensemble]My what a guy, that Gaston![Gaston]I needed encouragementThank you, Lefou[Lefou]Well there’s no one as easy to bolster as you!Too much?[Gaston]Yeup[Lefou & Ensemble]No one fights like GastonDouses lights like GastonIn a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston![Gaston]When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver (Ooh!)And beasts of the field say a prayer (Ah!)First I carefully aim for the liver (Eep!)Then I shoot from behind[Lefou]Is that fair?[Gaston]I don’t care[Lefou & Ensemble]No one hits like GastonMatches wits like GastonIn a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston[Gaston]I’m especially good at expectorating![Ensemble]Ten points for Gaston![Gaston]When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggsEv’ry morning to help me get largeAnd now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggsSo I’m roughly the size of a barge!*instrumental*[Lefou & Ensemble]Who has brains like Gaston?Entertains like Gaston?[Gaston]Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?I use antlers in all of my decorating![Lefou & Ensemble]Say it againWho’s a man among men?Who’s the super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess?Ask his fans and his five hangers on!There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down[Lefou]And his name’s G-A-S–T… I believe there’s another TIt just occurred to meThat I’m illiterateAnd I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before[Ensemble]Gaston!