Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck – Da Yoopers – letras

Chorus:Grandpa got run over by a beer truckComing out of woody’s christmas dayGrandma got a job out at the breweryI never knew that she could drive that way1. grandpa was out drinking with the flooziesSpending all of grandma’s hard earned doughHe didn’t have enough to pay the bar tabSo woody tossed him out into the snow2. grandpa stood there frozen in the head lightsHe looked just as helpless as a deerI don’t think he was afraid of dyingI think he was afraid he’d spill his beer(repeat chorus)3. who’d have thought he’d end up as a road killShe flattened him right out on the center lineHe could have made it to the curb if he were quickerBut she backed it up and squashed him one more time4. grandma cried and cried at grandma’s funeralNot because we peeled him off the roadAll the loot she got from his insuranceWent to pay the bar tab that he owed(repeat chorus)