1. i was cleaning out my toilet bowlWhen your birthday came to mindSo i sat right down to write for youA happy birthday rhymeSo here’s a birthday song i wroteTo tell you how i feelEver since you dumped meYour birthday’s no big dealChorus:Happy birthday fungus faceNo one else can take your placeYou a worthless piece of human wasteI’m so glad you’ve gone awayHappy birthday beaver breathYou’re not that easy to forgetYou’re just like something bad i’ve etHave a lousy day2. may you wrap your precious pick-up truckAround a jackp1ne treeAnd never get a dimeFrom your insurance companyMay your buddies get religionMay the breweries all run dryMay you eat some moldy birthday cakeAnd shit until you die(repeat chorus)