[Verse:]I’m so tired of working in an officeAnd it’s making me blueThere is work that don’t require an officeThat I’m anxious to do[1st refrain:]Homework, I want to do homeworkInstead of an office, I want to work homeStaying at home and crochetingAnd meekly obeyingThe guy who comes homeA cozy kitchen to be in there pitchin’Is the thing I’m longing to doTo be there learning when a steak needs turningAnd just what goes into a stewHomework, I want to do homeworkA genius who sits and plans with pots and pans at homeA genius who bakes a pie that keeps a guy at home[2nd refrain:]Homework, I want to do homeworkInstead of an office, I want to work homeMessing around with French dressingAnd slightly impressingThe guy who comes homeI long to settle with a steaming kettleAnd a frying pan and a potAnd be the keeper of a carpet sweeperThat’s the one ambition I’ve gotHomework, I want to do homeworkA genius who has a way that makes him stay at homeA genius who has what takes that makes or breaks a home[3rd refrain:]Homework, I want to do homeworkInstead of an office, I want to work homePatching his trousers and matchingThe part that keeps scratchingThe guy who comes homeA table wiper who can change a diaperIs the thing I’d like to be bestAnd be the master of a mustard plasterWhen the cold goes down to his chestHomework, I want to do homeworkA genius who does her part so he don’t start to roamA genius who earns her keep that makes him sleep at home