It’s been here for near on thirty yearsWish I had a dime for every time sombody cried a tear in their beerAnd a penny for every smile and Ginny gave outAt the honkiest tonkiest beer joint, in town45’s are on the jukebox, some old some newThey say \ »Hello there, pull up a chair, what can I get for you?\ »Well that’s just small talk to help you feel at home when you come ’roundThe honkiest tonkiest beer joint, in townIf you’re out on that side of townYou wanna shoot some pool or just shoot a cool one downRose’s pickled eggs and sausage are by the poundAt the honkiest tonkiest beer joint, in town45’s are on the jukebox, some old some newThey say \ »Hello there, pull up a chair, what can I get for you?\ »Well that’s just small talk to help you feel at home when you come ’roundThe honkiest tonkiest beer jointThe honkiest tonkiest beer jointThe honkiest tonkiest beer joint, in town