When the winterâs here and weâre feeling blueMe and toivo we head for the sooHe brings the pasties and i bring the beerJust like we done for the past 20 yearsWe see those crazy racers on their snow machinesRacing to see who gets to kiss the queenYou wonât get me on no snowmobileI wonât ride nothinâ that donât have wheelsChorus:Itâs the 1-500 that we come to seeThe biggest event in the whole u.p.We stand around and pour beer in our faceAt the 1-500 snow machine race2. thereâs trolls and cheese heads and yoopers tooFrom around the world we all come to the s00Those good olâ canadians all come hereTheyâre eating our pasties and weâre drinking their beerThose lumberjacks come all the way from duluthThey look like yoopers in their gold seal bootsHere come the guys from the tv newsI seen âem last night throwing up on their shoesItâs the 1-500 that we come to seeThe biggest event in the whole u.p.We stand around and pour beer in our faceAt the 1-500 snow machine raceI go looking for toivo at the end of the dayHe musta got drunk and he wandered awayI find him frozen to the porta-john seatWith a frozen beer and two frozen feetItâs the 1-500 that we come to seeThe biggest event in the whole u.p.We stand around and pour beer in our faceAt the 1-500 snow machine race