I was raised to have values.Of my forefathers,My parents would be proudSo, forgive this vulgar phrase, which now I shall useGod! I need to get clawedTo hell with romanceJust drop your pantsI wanna be a slutI’ve seached for too longFor the perfect affairTo be swept of my feetBut now I don’t careAs long as my feet end up in the airOg, I wanna be a slutI don’t need a ringWhen I meet a slingI wanna be a slutI eager to pleaseI’m down on my knees’Cause I wanna be a slutYou don’t have to be richWith your own private villaYou just have to humpLike a teenage gorillaYou won’t have to be all the buffOr a jock boyLet’s cut to the chaseLet’s see your cock boyAll guilty is easedPretend I’m a priestI wanna be a slutIn the join, in the mallGiving head in the stoolI wanna be a slutCall me Maxwell, I’m goodTill the very last dropCall me bitch, call me whoreGo ahead, call the copWhoever you call, just be sure he’s a topI’ve tattooed a target on my butt’Cause I wanna be a….Is like Will Rodgers always used to say »Ive neve meet a man I didn’t like »‘Cause I wanna be a slut