I Want A Rinky Dinky Doodad – Da Yoopers – letras

I want a rinky dinky doodad for christmas i doMy friends at school all want one tooI want a rinky dinky doodad for christmasIt’s excellent, awesome, and coolHey dad,Yes son,Did you go shopko?I was in line for a week, and they have no moreHey mom,Yes dear,Did you go kmart?Yes and i barely survivedThere was no place to park so i parked across townAnd when i got inside i was nearly knocked downBy the eye gouging, cart stealing, hair pulling mobThen a message came over the intercomAttention kmart shoppers, blue light special in toyDepartment on rinky stinky doo dums. or whatever… 40% off next five minutes onlyLadies screaming, purses bashing, children crying, carts are crashing, shoppers to and fro are dashing, blue light special, prices slashing,Every year this christmas madness,Got to give the gift of gladness, over there i see the last one, got to get there be the fast one,Oh my god, there’s one more left and i’ve got it!So did you get me one mom?Yes, no dear, but you’ll have to wait till christmas morning to find outYippie!!!!!I got a rinky, dinky, doodad for christmas i didI just can’t wait to tell all the kidsI got a rinky, dinky, doodad for christmas (….stop)Son,Yes dad,Sorry but we’ll have to send mr. rinky backWhy dad?Because mr. doodads been chewingChildren’s toes off, so they’ve been recalled.Oh, that’s ok dad, cause what i really want is even more better…Well, what is it son? a new football, a bike, aComputer game?I want a super yooper (parents groan), bing boing for christmas i doMy friends at school all want one tooA super yooper bing boing for christmasIt’s excellent, awesome and cool