Hey brother christian with your high and mighty errandYour actions speak so loud I can’t hear a word your sayingHey sister bleeding heart with all of your compassionYour labors soothe the hort but can’t assuage temptationHey man of science with your perfect rules of measureCan you improve the place with the data that you gather?Hey mother mercy can your loins bear fruit foreverIs your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?I want to conquer the worldGive all the idiots a brand new religionPut an end to poverty uncleanliness and toilPromote equality in all of my decisionsWith a quick wink of an eye and a « God you must be joking »Hey mister diplomat with your worldly aspirationsDid you see your children cry when you left them at the station?Hey moral soldier you’ve got righteous proclamationsAnd precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrationsChorusIs there a man that can conquer that which can’t be tamed?And if that mad could speak would the words evoked be sane?Ask me the reasons for misery and shameI’ll give your reasons for the wind and rainChorusI want to conquer the worldExpose the culprits and feed teh to the childrenI’ll do away with pollution and then I’ll save the whalesWe’ll have peace on earth and global communionI want to conquer the world