If I Was – Capra – letras

If i was michael jackson you would dance with me — hooooMy daddy drives a truck and mama’s a beauticianFree haircut with a box of chocolate chip cookiesCarpool to grade school while eatin’ a pop tartWhile you were getting driven in a lincoln town carOne teacher 30 students, takin’ it inWhile 30 teachers taught you 30 different languagesI’d have to wait for christmas to get a skateboardWhile « my little pony » meant you kept it in a stableOne pair, of shoes a yearYou would never wear the same pair twiceIf you’re lookin’ for soulThat’s what you’d get, and i’d give what i gotChorus:If i was michael jackson you would dance with meIf i was tom cruise you would try to marry meIf i was justin bieber you would rock my cradleIf i was god you’d to be my angelI could be all that you want and moreIf i was david beckham you would always let me scoreBut i’m not and i’m never gonna beSo she don’t really wanna, she don’t wanna be with meMy mother keeps a cabinet of porcelain jarsWhile your father keeps an armoire of cuban cigarsA 6 month lease on a station wagonWhile your pops paid cash for a rolls royce phantomInterior, italian, a-decked outIkea, no interest, and self check outYour uncle made millions fleeing from the stock marketMy uncle makes a living selling trinkets at the flea marketRolex, platinum diamondsMy fossil is literally fossilizedOh, the rich, i got, my fatherGave what he had, and i got what i gotShe don’t want, she don’t wanna be with meBut i’m not gonna be on the cover of rolling stone, oh noWell i’m not gonna buy you a yachtLeprechaun keep searching for your pot of goldShe would want to be with meIf i was, donald trump she’d love me for all my money