If If Was A 5th – E-40 – letras

I never let my right ear know what my left ear done heardMy favorite beer right now is 211 Steel ReserveIf I had a choice to be an animal I’d be a birdIf I had a choice to be a plant, I’d be a herbIf I was in the jungle I’ll be nothin humbleBeat a anaconda down and give a lion a muzzleI’ll open up shop under a straw hutInstead of sellin bananas, I’d sell coconutsFor twenty bucks a pop, I can’t stopThey’ll be goin like hotcakes, man like IHOP (IHOP)I make an antenna out of a wishboneAnd start my own cable service like I’m at homeTalkin on my cellular phone, watchin the FlintstonesMe and my stable full of broads, me and my AmazonsOn house arrest for soliciting, selling sexAnd distributing crevices, centerfolds who sex[Chorus – repeat 2X] + (E-40)If if was a fifth, I’d be diggin in your girlInstead of lookin at her (instead of lookin at her)And if we get hyphy when we want to (when we want to)Then you bust at everything that we run through (that we run through)(IF IF WAS A 5TH!)[E-40]If if was a fifth, we’ll all be drunkAnd if this ain’t the bump, then what? Skippy’s a punkMy folks in the pen be playin punkMy weeple down South in the sticks be sayin crunkMy dudes on the soil be pushin finsBut if you’re tardy you probably won’t even know what that isUhh.. I’m lookin at the ladiesI’m thinkin if she was a car, she would be a MercedesI’m thinkin if she was Pat Benatar I could take her back to the 80’s »Hit Me with Your Best Shot, » girl I’m off this Bailey’sMe and you baby, one on one, let’s have some funMe and you baby, one on one, take off yo’ thongThe party’s just begun and it’s a quarter to oneThe super dooper turtle tortoise hurtin my lungsTattoo on her titty with a ring in her tongueShe off the Seagram’s, the Joseph E. Seagram sons[Chorus][Interlude]Put a fire out now they’re suckin me softAnd now they’re all on the table drunk peelin it offMe and Feezy double-fisted the Cali wayGot ’em comin out they clothes in a nasty wayIf if was a fifth, she’ll be thinkin ’bout you instead of me(Instead of me) Spendin her money on you instead of me(Instead of me) Wastin her time on you instead of me(Instead of me… if if was a fifth)[E-40]I’ll be on cloud 12, smokin an LIn my burgundy brandy candy convertible dan DevilleIn Amsterdam yes I am on a good oneLookin for some good ol’ fashioned turtleMe and my fellas be on a good oneYou’re liable to find me up in Alaska shootin diceOut there hustlin, grittin and grindin, sellin iceOr pimpin a breezy up out her pantsSippin imported Louis from Cognac, France[Chorus][Interlude][E-40]VAN-GLORIOUS! (Vanglorious, fo’-shiggedy)This is protected, by the PEEIMPS(And who else, who-who else are they protectin?)The PLAYERS (and and and somebody else right?)And the hustlers (the hustlers that’s right)With a ki (WITH A KI)Not a car key (but what?)BUT A KI (oh a ki, a brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH!)Oooh, oooh – BOTCH!