If it don’t fit, don’t wear itOh! you gotta be comfortableAnd I swear – hold steadyDon’t you think you’re bigger than meIf it don’t fit, don’t wear itOoh! you gotta be respectable(it don’t fit)And I swear – hold steady (and I swear)Don’t wear that shirt ’cause you know it drives me insaneI go for colours and you go for plain maybeMirror, mirror just tell him what you seeHe got an ego, can’t you make it dissappearHow on earth, oh don’t you knowI thought you figured it out beforeYou know you really gottaOpen eyes, and visualiseYou’re wearing that hat you too big forIf it don’t fit, don’t wear itOh! you gotta be comfortableAnd I swear – hold steadyDon’t you think you’re bigger than meIf it don’t fit, don’t wear itOoh! you gotta be respectable(it don’t fit)And I swear – hold steady (and I swear)Don’t you think you’re bigger than meThe way you’re chewing your gumit wrecks my headWhy don’t you bite on these words that I’m saying babyTV, TV we watch it all the timeWhatever happened to the roses and wine and dineHow on earth, oh don’t you knowI thought you figured it out beforeYou know you really gottaOpen eyes, and visualiseYou’re wearing that hat you too big forIf it don’t fit, don’t wear itOh! you gotta be comfortableAnd I swear – hold steadyDon’t you think you’re bigger than meIf it don’t fit, don’t wear itOoh! you gotta be respectable(it don’t fit)And I swear – hold steady (and I swear)Don’t you think you’re bigger than meYou diggin’ me now, you diggin’ my adviceYou never make dicisions and you never think twiceYou diggin’ what I say, you didn’t want to knowAlways complain like beforeAlways complain like beforeIf it don’t fit, don’t wear itOh! you gotta be comfortableAnd I swear – hold steadyDon’t you think you’re bigger than meIf it don’t fit, don’t wear itOoh! you gotta be respectable(it don’t fit)And I swear – hold steady (and I swear)Don’t you think you’re bigger than me