(Michael Henderson/Mark Irwin)If the jukebox took teardropsAnd the whiskey was freeIf that ol’ car in the parking lotDrove home automaticallyIf every night ‘neath the honky tonk lightsDidn’t start those memoriesWouldn’t it be a wonderful worldFor somebody just like meHow long can a girl keep goin’Like every day’s the lastI’ve paid off the rent and the governmentMaybe I could pay off the pastIf the jukebox took teardropsAnd the whiskey was freeIf that ol’ car in the parking lotDrove home automaticallyIf every night ‘neath the honky tonk lightsDidn’t start those memoriesWouldn’t it be a wonderful worldFor somebody just like meWouldn’t I be on easy streetLivin’ this life of mineI could keep right on till the hurt’s all goneAnd it wouldn’t cost me a dimeIf the jukebox took teardropsAnd the whiskey was freeIf that ol’ car in the parking lotDrove home automaticallyIf every night ‘neath the honky tonk lightsDidn’t start those memoriesWouldn’t it be a wonderful worldFor somebody just like meIf the jukebox took teardrops