[Intro: Mike Epps]All these little young kids ain’t got no directionShit, these lil kids is on everything[Hook: Mike Epps]Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weedHennessy, vodka (I?m on everything)[Verse 1: Royce]I?m on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weedHenny-henny, sober don?t interest me, I?m on everythingBout to sip the liquor like it?s ‘caine, that’s how high I am(I take painkillers to ease the pain, though I ain’t in painNo, we, ain?t the same, we drunk, I?m on everything)’cept when I kick it, gout, me sobering up, ha, AlfCash rules everything, acid tab, hash, ‘roomsI done woke up with a fucking tiger in my bathroomI am fucking high, high, high, highMenace to society I feel sorry for your motherMe and Vicious on ?shrooms, call us the Mario BrothersBack down, we never back down, never laid out, can?t put my back down[Hook][Verse 2: Eminem]Painkillers, I call ?em ‘caine pillarsCause they?ll hold me up when I take ?emI need a cane and pillows, I?m on everythingSick when I kick it, barf, me sobering up, fartI crush ya brain like a pill crusher, let’s crush a pill yeahFuck, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 upGrab the key up off the counter till the camp all left the cribMan, who’da knew that 3 in the morning I?d still be upCould barely see up over the steering wheel, crashed the whipTore a tree up on my way to the dealer?s, tryna re-upCall me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R-E, yepIt?s wrong, other words I just fucked my RV upBitch, it?s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in halfWhile I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabbAnd I dye my hair back blonde again and laughI?m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I?m demonic with the craftThere?s a devil in my noodle, you angel hair pastaFlows dreaded like some fucking tangled hair rastafarianJamaican, relax man, I?ll send a fucking axe at youIf you insist on a fucking accentBad and Evil is back with an epidural, check ya girlCause after we pop you up, we popping her upSo, baby, come put ya feet up in these stirrupsYour boyfriend better find another fucking hornets nest to stir upWe rap like we?re on[Hook][Verse 3]I?m on syrup painkillers, cigarette, speed, henny.. classic!It?s Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactlyI told that bitch to get at me, then the bitch attacked meKid you not, I?m lit up as fuck, tablecloth tucked in my pantsThen I?m hearing dishes drop,?cause I walked away from my dinner with schmucks(Then I aimed to the front of the K-Mart shopping center with a coupon book and a hundredAnd ten bucks and a bunch of change and wife beater with a mustard stainI?ll crush your brain like I?m crushing pills,what the fuck?s the muthfucking deal?This shit?s making me feel like I?m tryna doa muthfuckin cartwheel up a hill)How many bars, how many tabs? A-C-I-D? Y-E-SCause I?m sniffin NYES (F-U-C-Ked up, and it?s obvious)Smoking Henny in my chest (I?m B-A-N-A-N-A-S)I?m a C-O-C-O-N-U-T (Put this CD in and you?ll seeThe sequel to Scary Movie, Bad is too evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger)You are gonna wind up six feet deep under that shits creek so I hope that you want preservers(You could put a turd on the plate, silverware on the tablecloth to serve usYou don?t bring shit to the table, I mean your grill like a Seville when a mark gets murderedYou pushing the envelope, and I?m shovin? that whole post office furtherRight off the surface, to the serpentsin the darkest and the farthest corner)How many bars? How many bars? Maui, wowee, sour dieselHow many jars to all my people I?ll be the Mars, mommy come onShe can actually wrap my nutsack ’round the back of her neckin a bathroom stallAnd she can just puke from sipping this pissFrom my 24-inch catheter cord(I?m the type that?ll take a bath with a whore, drown her,Bang her head on the passenger doorWhen I?m stashin? her in the back, smackin? her forehead on the dash and its accidentally blowin?A Benz jeep horn)My friends be knowin? that when I?m on a binge, I?m stingyEven when I?m ten deep in a room with the MG and and with Lindsay Lohan and she on[Hook]