I’m so childish, a little bit wildishWith my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I’m so deepWell I’m so garish, a little unfairishThe way I pick you up, and drop you in a heapI’m so unfaithful, in fact I’m a platefulI won’t kiss her, but I’ll stare her up all nightI’m a stormy little singer, an unstable little swingerIf you’re coming, come prepared for a fightWell I’m so childish, a little bit wildishWith my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I’m so deepWell I’m so uncaring, do far too much swearingAnd if you read through my behaviour, you’ll find I’m a creepI’ll play a stormer, yet in the cornerI’ll be grumpy on my own, like I don’t careI’m a stormy little singer, an unstable little swingerWith a big rip, in the arsehole of my flaresWell I’m so childish, a little bit wildishWith my rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly, I’m so madI’m so truthful, a little bit brutefulBut in sooth I know not, why I am so sadI try my bestest, well as far the restestWell it’s just stuff that comes out wrong, and gets misunderstoodI’m a dandy little dreamer, a doctored misdemeanourA didactic destiny schemer, bare with me if you would