I’m not the damsel in distressI’m not your best friend or distraught and cluelessI’m not like all the rest, just trying to get byNope!I’m the bad guyAll these former humans that you seeEach of them, with shaking knees, has knelt before meSo I’m not you teammate or you partner in crimeWhat am I, souls?They’re the bad guyOh, it’s stellarTo watch a monsterTurn to dust and dieOh, it’s thrillingTo be the villainI destroy their homes and then I watch them cryCause I’m the bad guyOh my goshThey’re not trying to conquer the underground so they can rule itThey want to destroy it!Man, that’s evilIsn’t it fantastic?I see somethingI slash it!And let me tell you whyI’ve always had a weaknessFor barrenness and bleaknessI crush all your hopes and then I watch you crySee, I find genocide rather fun!I don’t want your assistance or your criminationI’ll erase this entire world and bid you bye bye!Why?Come on, guess!Cause you’re the… Bad guy?That’s right!Muahahaha hahaha hahaha