Impossible – A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum – letras

[SENEX]Why did he look at her that way?[HERO]Why did he look at her that way?[SENEX & HERO]Must be my imagination.[SENEX]She’s a lovely blooming flower, he’s just a sprout–Impossible![HERO]She’s a lovely blooming flower, he’s all worn out–Impossible![SENEX]Just a fledgeling in the nest…[HERO]Just a man who needs a rest…[SENEX]He’s a beamish boy at best.[HERO]Poor old fellow![SENEX]He’s a child, and love’s a test he’s too young to pass–Impassible![HERO]He has asthma, gout, a wife, lumbago and gas–Irascible![SENEX]Romping in the nursery…[HERO]He looks tired…[SENEX]Son, sit on your father’s knee.[HERO]Father, you can lean on me.[SENEX & HERO]Him? I’m- Possible![HERO]But why did she wave at him that way?[SENEX]Why did she wave at him that way?[SENEX & HERO]Could there be an explanation?[HERO]Women often want a father, she may want mine–It’s possible![SENEX]He’s a handsome lad of twenty,I’m…thirty-nine–It’s possible![HERO]Older men know so much more…[SENEX]In a way, I’m forty-four…[HERO]Next to him, I’d seem a bore.[SENEX]All right, fifty![HERO]Then again, he is my father;I ought to trust–Impossible![SENEX]Then again, with love at my age,sometimes it’s justImpossible![HERO]With a girl I’m ill at ease…[SENEX]I don’t feel well…[HERO]Sir, about those birds and bees–[SENEX]Son, a glass of water, please.[SENEX & HERO]The situation’s fraught,Fraughter than I thought,With horrible, impossible, possibilities!